I MIGHT BE A FUCKING WOMAN! Who's goal in life is to make her handsome and daring Boy Friend, the guy that makes all the voice files I upload, make all the voice files I upload.

THAT MIGHT BE ME!! AFTER FUCKING ALL!!! WE'RE ON TEH INTERNETS!!!

Anything is possible but you know what is certain? Shit. It's always gonna smell. Maybe bad, maybe a little bad, and sometimes good, but IT WILL ALWAYS SMELL!

When I start to realize that Shit is just about the only constant I have in life then I start to shit. And right now I realize that even shit, on teh Internets, MAY BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SHIT AND NOT A MAN SHIT!!!

Our lives hang in the balance of sanity and something else.

Even infinite thoughts have rules they follow. One of the rules is that there are no rules.

FUCK!!!
RB

I mean seriously. Nobody knows me. And nobody cares. I am as well known as Justin Bieber's girl friends.

I just want to somebody to laugh at me. I just want somebody to call me friend. I just want somebody to realize that there's an Immense amount of sarcasm and idiocy, though I am completely aware, in my work, and if you look closely at it, and care about it, then you will turn into a zombie and eat brains.

PS I officially made 666 reviews :) I think the last one was very appropriate.

I'm writing a lot today for some reason. I just wrote up this big review on Nerdfighters about Barton Fink, which is an old Coen Brother's film. this is it, but don't read it. lol.

Anyway. I came onto Newgrounds to update my page and write more, and lo and behold it's voting time. So here is my update! Look at what I voted!!

I put In The Dark first, I loved that one sooooo much! It really is original and amazingly animated. Check it out, there's lots of love put into it; you can tell. Try and see everything in one watch, you won't :)

Other than that I'm busy working on stuff for school, like financial aid and transfer papers. I'm GOING TO GO TO DAVIS!!! WOOT! And so yah.

How r u? What did you vote for? hmm?
RB

I'm 23. I hope you all are having fun, cause I am. I hope registar leaves me some some comment too :p

Me and Rainbow made something new :)))))))

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
539635

lotsa people seem to be doing it. But pick me :)

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CATOBLEPAS. His name is one regular Newgroundians admire and revere because of his amazingly edgy flash animations. For four years now, Catoblepas has been a flash animator on Newgrounds and has been the attraction of very little attention in comparison to other animators with his skill. The reason is simple though, his animations call us to watch hideous and gross tales of realism, often with an intelligent underlining thoughts or meanings. Catoblepas is the most underrated artist currently on Newgrounds, a title which, I think, will someday be transformed into most underrated artist of his time. Catoblepas has a scary way of using color to shock and dismay.

Here's an example of his work, in which he states in the author Comments a hidden meaning lies within.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
320963

Here's another, and less violent, flash. (His animations often feature a himself, a clue to his genius.)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
476389

Catoblepas surrealistic style has caused viewers to question his sanity and possible drug habits.

From just those two clips alone one can see the talent in his work. If you go back to Blush My Teeth (the second link) and use your cursor, right click the screen and select the forward option, now repeat this a few times to see each frame in motion, if you want to see what animation is all about.

Catoblepas' work is ahead of it's time. A day will come when people of all ages are not scarred by the images in front of them; when the only thing that matters of art is weather or not we find the skill or motion in it exciting or boring. When I first saw Catoblepas skill in action it was in Bad Baby:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
438856

I was amazed that the very first thing to happen was a baby's decapitation. However shocking this all was to me, the fact is that none of it was really happening, or ever will... There's no reason for me to demote the man's work over my horrified nerves.

Keep in mind, if Catoblepas can make all these evil and horrible depictions come to life with his hands, it's very possible he could make anything, good or evil, come to life the same way. Just because YOU don't like his imagination is no reason to condemn his work; someday his work will find the praise it deserves.

PS: incase you don't know who Van Gogh was/is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_v an_Gogh

Enjoy yourself.
Be happy and prosper.
Take it slow.
Smell the flowers convieve offspring.
But don't forget to live.
(Don't forget to live.)

Be sad and be vengeful.
Do what you need to do.
Regress and regret.
Always come through.
And don't forget to live.
(don't forget to live.)

I won't live in a world
where I'm not free.
If i'm not free to be me.
It's not in me.

I won't live in your eyes
only be made to survive
it just won't be me
It's just not me.
It's not just me.

Lead armies, live peacfully.
Lead nations, join a club.
Be solmen, be bold.
But don't forget to live.

There's a point to our exsistence.
One we may not find here.
But don't forget to live.
Don't forget to live.

RB

Zekey did it first. But, here I am presanting you all with more of other peoples not so famous works in animation. Hopefully for more than just the waste of time that it is :))))

In my last post I featured some of my favorite What a Cartoon pilot's from Cartoon Network, including Seth Mcfarlene's amazingly funny second short "Larry and Steve," which would later become Family Guy.

First off, here we have a cartoon that is all gross and all funny with nothing cute about it unless you fancy screaming limburger cheese...

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Just one not enough? How about a sequel? Along with a classic commercial.

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This one still makes me laugh hysterically at the end.

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I honestly think I came in my pants the first time he named his award after me ;)

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And lastly a cartoon so weird, ul feel like it should have origionated from Newgrounds....

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Hope u enjoyed these.

PS
On second thought I edited this post and added this gem. It's all part of the animal cruelty theme ;)

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