I MIGHT BE A FUCKING WOMAN! Who's goal in life is to make her handsome and daring Boy Friend, the guy that makes all the voice files I upload, make all the voice files I upload.

THAT MIGHT BE ME!! AFTER FUCKING ALL!!! WE'RE ON TEH INTERNETS!!!

Anything is possible but you know what is certain? Shit. It's always gonna smell. Maybe bad, maybe a little bad, and sometimes good, but IT WILL ALWAYS SMELL!

When I start to realize that Shit is just about the only constant I have in life then I start to shit. And right now I realize that even shit, on teh Internets, MAY BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SHIT AND NOT A MAN SHIT!!!

Our lives hang in the balance of sanity and something else.

Even infinite thoughts have rules they follow. One of the rules is that there are no rules.

FUCK!!!
RB