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Top Ten Aztraz pick up lines! (Just like Letterman!)

Posted by omegared - December 2nd, 2008


Aztraz has made himself quite a name for himself as far as I'm concerned. I had to spotlight him in my new post! Here it is!

http://aztraz.newgrounds.com/news/post /232284

AZTRAZ' TOP TEN PICK UP LINES! (for men or women)

10: Nice tit's babe! Let me draw a flash about u and them instead of serenading you or fucking you because I'm limp but I won't draw it that way.

9: Did I have sex with you yet or am I still a virgin?

8: The only cock bigger than mine is Tom Fulp's Babe! What do you mean who's he?

7: If I kiss you tonight you'll die of happiness, better than me killing you right?

6: Marry me now and I will set up a taco bell castle for us to live in forever and die of to much hot sauce and Gordita Crunches!

5: Didn't you see my latest flash? Spread your legs hoe!

4: If I was president I still wouldn't fuck you, but wanna suck my dick?

3: I drew you a rough sketch of my fantasy with Jenna Haze, but I got some white out if you want to be in it. By the way the white out is my C**! SUCK MY DICK!

2: When I rule Newrounds someday you'll wish you had gotten with me now! Trust me!

1: When's the last time you missed descent sex right? Come to papa.

Here's a drawing Aztraz made for me 8*-)

Top Ten Aztraz pick up lines! (Just like Letterman!)


Comments

OMG YOU FUCKING GAY ASS BANGING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I live my life for the vagina I'm serious!

This is the part where you're supposed to kiss me silent

Well I do owe you. How about this instead?

-pulls up shirt-

lol u suck dude look ^

Actually I'm arresting Tom Fulp with my Cock. ... And we are having Cock love time while I take him to Prison!

He can't BREAK THESE CUFFS! ZING!

Are you into Gay Art?

Only when I am giving it nice long hard loving

fucking hularious